how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon
oh they must be redecorating
my neighbors redecorate all the time too
I just heard
"oh yeah baby, I like that"
sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating
Cartoon network never gave a fuk back in the day
IF YOURE EVER SCARED TO TALK TO ME DONT BE BECAUSE ODDS ARE THAT IF YOU MESSAGE ME ILL SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND TAKE 10 MINUTES TO DECIDE THE BEST POSSIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU
i don’t think anything will ever top the time that harry said he doesn’t like girls who spit and everyone thought he was talking about something else so he just got really flustered and knocked over his microphone
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS
yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?
it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?
They have learned that the lady at the ferry ticket booth occasionally has treats
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch